I expect lots of people recall the scene in the movie Blazing Saddles when black sheriff Bart, played by Cleavon Little, holds off a group of angry white cowboys by holding a gun to his own head and saying “Nobody moves or the nigger gets it.”

Well, it seems Hugo Chavez is having one his delusional moments, claiming the US is about to attack him (what some people will do for attention), and making this idiotic threat:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Wednesday again raised the specter of U.S. designs to oust him and promised that his government will blow up his country’s oil fields if the United States should ever attack.

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If the United States attacks, Chavez said, “We won’t have any other alternative – blow up our own oil fields…

We can only hope thsi poor delusional man doesn’t start seeing things.  If his mental ‘issues’ begin to manifest strange visions and paranoid delusions, the next frieghter coming to dock in his country may trip this nut to pull the trigger he has so aptly aimed at himself and his country.  This is one time we can all hope the poor dope is just pulling another self agrandizing publicity stunt.